I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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