One girl and one boy is just not enough.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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