Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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