remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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