just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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