fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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