No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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