Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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