Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
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you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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