I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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