forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
We got so high we made milksteak
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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