Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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