no, he came in my armpit
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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