I faked an abortion last night.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
