Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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