I can't breathe out the right side of my face
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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