what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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