; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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