she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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