you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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