Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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