i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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