Quick, to the slutcave!
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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