Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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