Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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