don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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