I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
The air was thick with penises
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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