i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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