dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
True college students do jello shots in the library
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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