he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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