All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
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Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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