No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
