i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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