it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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