Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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