One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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