we're blogging at a bar
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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