And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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