Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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