get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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