I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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