I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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