The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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