in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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