So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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