You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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