I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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