That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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