You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
