Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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