i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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