Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  Who said anything about talking that was a booty call

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): Who said anything about talking that was a booty call http://tfl.nu/p4qu
  Replies (1) Good night (2150) Bad night (959)
• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!

  (1-313): View more from Michigan

  it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up! (1-313): it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me... http://tfl.nu/s17x
  Replies (13) Good night (927) Bad night (1962)
• Favorite

  (954): View more from Florida

  I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (954): I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits http://tfl.nu/hlpn
  Replies (11) Good night (1073) Bad night (3296)
• Favorite

  (607): View more from New York

  Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (607): Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits.. http://tfl.nu/aan9
  Replies (91) Good night (4994) Bad night (925)
• Favorite

  (240): View more from Maryland

  oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (240): oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times http://tfl.nu/z2iz
  Replies (12) Good night (6545) Bad night (1008)
• Favorite

  (250): View more from British Columbia

  They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (250): They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am http://tfl.nu/0rv3
  Replies (3) Good night (3302) Bad night (1205)
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine. http://tfl.nu/yvwg
  Replies (15) Good night (1232) Bad night (5452)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party http://tfl.nu/io10
  Replies (6) Good night (2249) Bad night (638)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on. http://tfl.nu/5fme
  Replies (11) Good night (2095) Bad night (670)
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.

  (214): View more from Texas

  I still make more money.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions. (214): I still make more money. http://tfl.nu/pibf
  Replies (6) Good night (2558) Bad night (548)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK http://tfl.nu/8so3
  Replies (4) Good night (1227) Bad night (602)
• Favorite

  (316): View more from Kansas

  Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (316): Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though. http://tfl.nu/dlfh
  Replies (1) Good night (515) Bad night (1018)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask. http://tfl.nu/zz6r
  Replies (7) Good night (1211) Bad night (569)
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there? http://tfl.nu/ou0k
  Replies (4) Good night (237) Bad night (588)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety. http://tfl.nu/yo47
  Replies (3) Good night (682) Bad night (325)

Randomize