if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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