I hate your face
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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