then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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